NUCLEAR THRONE BANDIT HOW TO

I never would’ve dreamed in a million years I’d see, So many people who feel like me We all know these Snow Tanks are Pieces Of Garbage, but guys we all have to FORGIVE them for ending our runs because we were distracted and got blasted by their bullets. Death #15 (Snow Tank/Golden Snow Tank Death)ĭeath can happen 1 every 20 or so runs if you’re lucky. These guys aren’t as bad as the gay SNOWBOTS, because you can dodge their attack easily, but you can still die if they are in a group together. Tip = Scarier Face and Gamma Guts is good for these kids, because you won’t have to worry about them charging at you and killing you because they just charge into you and kill themselves. These guys are the scum of the Wasteland, just charging at you dealing 4 DAMAGE when they touch you, and these guys in a group charging at you means you are DEAD. SERIOUSLY THESE GUYS ARE GAY AND I HAVE VIETNAM FLASHBACKS OF WHEN THESE GUYS WERE HARD TO KILL FOR ME. Yeah so you’re just walking around Crystal Caves and millions of spiders trap you into a corner and with your trash gun you can’t defend yourself so you DIE. (You can be our Godfather CRYSTAL if you’re trash and wanna survive big dog) Death #11 (Crystal Spider Death)ĭeath can occur often if you don’t have good weapons. Yeah so if you’re having trouble dodging big dog’s bullets and you DIE… you’re trash just uninstall the game already. (Unless you are our godfather Crystal.) Death #10 (Big Dog Death)ĭeath is impossible unless you’re trash at the game. Yeah so when you get a bad spawn in the Scrap Yard with millions of snipers near you, YOU DEAD INSTANTLY AND GET BLASTED BY SNIPER BULLETS. So you’re just walking along in the Scrap Yard and you spot a Fire Salamander, AND THEN HE MURDERS YOU WITH HIS UNBLOCKABLE FIRE (unless you’re crystal) Death #9 (Sniper Death) Death #8 (Fire Salamander Death)ĭeath is annoying and can occur every 1 out of 50 runs or so. Yeah so same with the gators you just run right into there bullets accidently, or you get trapped into a corner and get raped and killed Big Bandit style.

Death #7 (Crow Death)ĭeath happens every 1 out of 600 runs. So you’re just walking along the level and you see a Gator (Any Type) and you try to confront it, and you DIE. Death #6 (Gator Death)ĭeath happens 1 every 213891 runs. Yeah so same with the maggot you die because you were already at low health and the RAT just TOUCHES YOU AND YOU DIE. (Before Loop)īig Bandit just charges into you and you die or big bandit traps you into a corner and rapes you with his gun until you DIE. Death #4 (Big Bandit Death)ĭeath is not often but can happen. You’re at 1 health and you run right into a maggot and DIE A SAD LITTLE DEATH.

This death doesn’t really happen that much, but dying by a maggot. Death #3 (Big Maggot/Small Maggot Death)ĭeath really never happens unless you’re lucky. My god these scorpions are annoying and when you think you’re having a good time you either touch one and lose 5 HEALTH or you get blasted with their attack and you die. Death #2 (Scorpion Death)ĭeath Happens 1 every 50 runs or so. So you’re in 3-1, you get the worst spawn ever, about 15 bandits around you, and they all shoot, and you DIE.

Every single way you can die is in this guide, good luck dying! Death #1 (Bandit Death)

NUCLEAR THRONE BANDIT HOW TO

This guide will teach you how to DIE in Nuclear Throne.

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